<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/</link><title>Jérômeuh</title><description>Jérômeuh</description><dc:language>fr</dc:language><dc:rights>Copyright 2008</dc:rights><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:38:04+01:00</dc:date><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><item><title>PAL-ART</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/65-pal-art/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/65-pal-art/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T::+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/05/12/482848364707d.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div><div class="item_text"><p style="text-align: center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">un dessin que j'ai fait pour Polori&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">Vous connaissez </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #99cc00"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">POLORI</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">?</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">non?</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">et bien vous devriez </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">alors</span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ff00ff">CLIQUEZ l'image</span></span></span>!!!&nbsp;</span></p></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Diet Jeromeuh... tout le goût de Jeromeuh ... moins de calories</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/64-diet-jeromeuh-tout-le-gout-de-jeromeuh-moins-de-calories/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/64-diet-jeromeuh-tout-le-gout-de-jeromeuh-moins-de-calories/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:3:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/05/11/482761aa56e83.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>HONK HONK HONK</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/63-honk-honk-honk/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/63-honk-honk-honk/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:2:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/05/05/481f691d01602.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>LOUFIAT</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/62-loufiat/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/62-loufiat/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:2:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/05/04/481e042ab3f5a.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div><div class="item_text"><p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold">1</span></span> ---&gt; Poils mi-longs vivant sur la t&ecirc;te et dans la soupe du jour.</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold">2</span></span> ---&gt; Regard lontain &agrave; capteurs discriminant (insensibles aux mouvement m&ecirc;me fr&eacute;n&eacute;tiques de la client&egrave;le).</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">3</span></span> ---&gt; Plateau vide.</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">4</span></span> ---&gt; Sourire de la Joconde constip&eacute;e cherchant &agrave; nous faire comprendre que: ''oui aujourd'hui c'est notre serveur mais qu'il pourrait faire tellement mieux, alors vraiment en fait c'est un honneur qu'il nous fait d'apporter des assiettes qui correspondent plus ou moins &agrave; ce qu'on a pu demander il y a une heure et demie''.</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold">5</span></span> ---&gt; Chemise sentant fortement les aisselles de ''serveur parisien''.</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">6</span></span> ---&gt; Torchon mensuel &agrave; tables et &agrave; WC.</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold">7</span></span> ---&gt; Main dans la poche pour renforcer le point N&deg;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">4</span></span>.</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold">8</span></span> ---&gt; Ceinture de marque luxueuse pour prouver le point N&deg;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold">7</span></span>.</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium">9</span></span> ---&gt; Chaussure inconfortables &agrave; bouts pointus et &agrave; talonnettes pour aller avec le point N&deg;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold">8</span></span> et parce que de toute mani&egrave;re il ne compte pas beaucoup marcher.</p></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>c'est  un petit jardin</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/61-c-est-un-petit-jardin/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/61-c-est-un-petit-jardin/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:3:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/05/02/481b13885b434.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>chacun ses poils</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/60-chacun-ses-poils/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/60-chacun-ses-poils/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:2:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/05/01/4819994f62cb2.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div><div class="item_text"><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic">image cliquable</span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #99cc00">(si vous trouvez les images trop dures, agissez)</span>&nbsp;</p></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>PAPILLON DE LUMIERE</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/59-papillon-de-lumiere/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/59-papillon-de-lumiere/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:3:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/04/30/48189ae18dc57.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div><div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/04/30/481897b2147e4.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div><div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/04/30/48189ae19c6c6.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div><div class="item_text"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic">mots cl&eacute;s: Cindy Sander, Nouvelle Star 2008, interview, photo, image, papillon de lumi&egrave;re, chewbacca</span></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>La mauvaise idée du mardi matin</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/58-la-mauvaise-idee-du-mardi-matin/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/58-la-mauvaise-idee-du-mardi-matin/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:5:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/04/29/48170c072fb58.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div><div class="item_text"><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="5" color="#000000"><strong>Ou comment se ramener &agrave; un rendez-vous </strong></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="5" color="#000000"><strong>avec une <font color="#ff0000">fraise</font> &agrave; la place du nez...</strong></font></p></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Mia'euh!</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/57-mia-euh/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/57-mia-euh/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:3:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/04/28/4815cdc8eca23.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Banana love</title><link>http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/55-banana-love/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.jeromeuh.net/archives/55-banana-love/</guid><dc:creator>Jérômeuh</dc:creator><dc:date>20--T:2:+01:00</dc:date><description></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="item_image"><img src="http://media.caseparcase.com//2008/04/23/480effed8e44b.jpg" alt="" title="" /></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>